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Elderly Re-Assert Their Right To Offend

SEVEN out of 10 old people are starting to notice that everyone in the room switches off the second they start talking, according to a new survey.

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Lennon's LSD Stash To Be Remastered And Sold For Ten Times Its Street Value

DRUGS belonging to deceased Beatle John Lennon are to be slightly re-vamped and then sold at exorbitant prices to obsessive, middle-aged Beatles fans.

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