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Elite Skank Academies 'Must Admit More Working Class Sluts'

PRIVATE skank academies are under pressure to admit more budding footballer semen receptacles from low-income families.

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Webber To Start Next Race In A '98 Punto

FORMULA 1 car-pointer Mark Webber will start the next Grand Prix in a 1998 Fiat Punto.

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