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Employers Braced For Tired, Angry Drunks

WORKPLACES across England are bracing themselves for the impact of thousands of red-eyed, half-pissed psychopaths, when the Ashes begins later this week.

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Blumenthal Pudding Adds Tedious New Conversation Piece To Christmas

HESTON Blumenthal’s Christmas pudding is set to be an achingly dull talking point at this season’s least interesting dinner tables.

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