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Entire nation standing far too close to the radiator

EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.

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Hatton Garden robbers sentenced to watch hellish Danny Dyer film based on their story

THE Hatton Garden jewel thieves have been sentenced to sit through the inevitable British gangster movie based on their heist.

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