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Ethnic minority man who shortened his name immediately beloved by gammons

A MEMBER of an ethnic minority who bastardised his name into a single, easy-to-pronounce syllable has been lifted into the air by his gammon colleagues.

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Should you put your money in a slice of Nigel Farage? An investment guide

NIGEL Farage is facing yet more controversy over his generous, unmotivated donors. Clearly he’s open for business, but what returns can you expect from shares in Nige? 

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