Everyone admits to being a creepy bastard

EVERYONE in Britain has finally admitted to having a ghoulish fascination with serial killers, Nazis and disfigurement.

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Marriage tax breaks 'should be extended to any couple not having sex'

MINISTERS are being urged to extend a tax break for married people to any couple whose sex life is a distant memory.

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