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Everyone apologises for everything

EVERYONE has apologised for everything they have ever done, said, or spelled wrong.

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Gay marriage 'releases deadly pink gas into ozone layer'

POPE Benedict has explained the hard science behind his theory that gay marriage will cause the destruction of humanity.

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