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Everyone hoping cocktail-juggling barman hurts himself

EVERY single person in a cocktail bar is hoping that the cocktail barman hurts himself, it has been revealed.

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‘April Fool!’ says Jesus

JESUS has revealed that the whole thing with his betrayal, crucifixion and death was just an elaborate April Fool prank on his disciples. 

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