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Everyone Making Everything Worse, All The Time

EVERYONE needs to shut it right now because they are making everything worse, according to a new report.

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Shares In You Plunge 82 Per Cent

SHARES in you plunged 82 per cent yesterday leaving you vulnerable to a takeover from some dirty Spanish bastard. 

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