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Everyone to employ personal postmen

THE latest rise in postal rates is forcing many households to hire their own surly layabout.

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New festival aimed directly at twats

THE Magic Fox Vintage Smoothie Boutique Urban Forest Pop Up Chill Retreat is to be Britain’s first 100 percent twat-friendly festival.

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