Subscribe

Everyone to get gold object

ANY person with a job is to be given a gold object and some attention, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

UK most at risk from sexy women, says GCHQ

BRITAIN’S surveillance agency has revealed plans to gather more data on naturally buxom females.

Checking article access…

Next story ›