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Everyone to spend three days f**king

BRITAIN is to observe the May bank holiday by f**king like it will never f**k again, it has confirmed.

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Met failing to catch serial killers because they are best mates

THE Metropolitan Police is failing to catch serial killers because they are close friends with them and drink together, it has confirmed.

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