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Everything man does is against his better judgement

A MAN has realised that literally every action he takes is against his own better judgement.

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Grown man has irrational fear of kids doing wheelies

A MIDDLE-AGED man feels illogically threatened by 13-year-olds larking about on BMXs as if they might do something terrible to him.

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