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Everything you buy to come with zero-hours contract

ALL consumer goods are to come with a contract for a shitty ‘flexible hours’ job.

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Comment recommender honoured for services to the internet

A MAN who indiscriminately clicks the ‘recommend’ button on internet comments has been honoured for helping to keep the internet going.

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