Evil Mastermind Offers Millions For Home Office Memory Stick

AN evil mastermind has offered £2 million for the missing memory stick containing the details of thousands of Britain's finest criminals.

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Katona Forced To Go To Iceland

KERRY Katona will be doing all her shopping at Iceland from now on, the bankrupt star revealed last night. 

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