Extra hour to be completely wasted by all

THE extra hour created by the clocks going back will not be put to good use by anyone, it has been confirmed.

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London Zoo, British Museum: Six places where it's inappropriate, but possible, to get drunk

GETTING pissed in the pub is beginner shit. Advanced drinkers should head to these places where it’s weird to get half-cut, but still possible.

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