Family discovers 'will of the people' is terrible way to make decisions

A FAMILY of two adults and three small children is regretting putting all household decisions to a simple majority vote.

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Woman who didn't have a lighter to lend stranger feels like a failure

A WOMAN who was asked for a light but did not have one now feels like an utter failure, she has confirmed.

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