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Fancy meals always cooked by psychotic-looking men

KITCHENS in expensive restaurants are staffed by dangerous men, it has emerged.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) You are like a hurricane, you play some exciting snooker but your head goes in the big matches.

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