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Father raising son to be a massive twat

A 42-YEAR-OLD man is raising his son to become a proper twat.

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Tapping debit card best way to get our attention, say barmaids

BARMAIDS have confirmed that repeatedly tapping your debit card on the counter is the best way to get their attention.

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