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Fears Grow Over Vampire Policemen

BRITAIN'S police forces have been overrun by idiot, racist vampires, it was claimed last night.

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Mash Radio: Michael Sheen To Play Red Rum

TONY Blair actor Michael Sheen is to extend his repertoire of real-life characters by playing Red Rum in a BBC mini-series. 

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