Fears housing market could slow from completely insane to utterly absurd

UK properties could soon be only way out of reach from first time buyers as opposed to a preposterous fantasy in the mind of a lunatic.

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Six-year-old collecting some f**king thing

A SMALL boy is collecting Moshi Monsters or football stickers or some other thing no adult wants to know about. 

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