Feckless Tory Orders Nuclear Bombs He Can't Afford

A WORKSHY Tory defence secretary wants to order a new fleet of nuclear submarines and then get taxpayers to foot the bill, it emerged last night.

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Poppy Spalding's Big Gap Year

FRIDAY: LAS VEGAS

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