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Feeding ducks bread, and other nice things which turned out to be unspeakable animal cruelty

YOU and your grandmother headed down to the park, hand-in-hand, to murder countless waterfowl. Add it to the list of your crimes: 

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Man encouraging friend to dump her boyfriend definitely has no hidden agenda

A MAN encouraging his attractive female friend to find the confidence to leave her errant boyfriend has stressed that he has nothing to gain from this. 

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