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First class on regional trains not like Orient Express, man discovers

THE first class sections of regional trains do not feature the opulent luxury and fine dining experiences of the Orient Express, a man has found.

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London in grip of normality

LONDON is today in the grip of normality, with millions having their breakfast then going to work.

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