First date goes well after nobody tells an ounce of truth

A MAN has had his best first date ever after completely concealing the majority of his personality. 

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Anyone Tories don’t like to be forced to declare their income

PROFESSIONS and organisations unpopular with the Conservatives must now declare their income to foster greater envy and loathing. 

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