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First guest to turn up at party always worst

THE first person to arrive at any house party is always someone the hosts already regretted inviting, research has shown. 

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We ask you: how will you mourn the loss of fashion titan Giorgio Armani this weekend?

LEGENDARY fashion designer Giorgio Armani has died tastefully aged 91. How will you salute him? 

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