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First-Time Buyers Still Pathetic

YOUNG would-be homebuyers are still clinging to their nauseatingly rose-tinted hopes and dreams, it was claimed last night.

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Media Mount 24-Hour Vigil Outside Cheryl Cole's Fandango

THE world’s media last night set up camp outside Cheryl Cole’s vagina amid mounting rumours it is about to be reactivated.

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