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Five clearly bullshit excuses for a delayed train and what they really mean

TRAINS are so unreliable they have to come up with a host of stupid excuses to keep travellers docile. Here’s the truth behind their lies.

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Everyone on dating apps has f**ked everyone else

EVERYONE on every dating app has f**ked everyone else on every other dating app, leading to a fall in usage.

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