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Five good reasons to hate and fear groups of schoolchildren on the bus

GETTING a bus? You’d better hope it’s not already been colonised by a group of schoolkids. Here’s why you should be very afraid.

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Which arsehole should your teenage son idolise after Andrew Tate?

YOU’VE discovered your teenage son is a horrible misogynist thanks to Andrew Tate. So which terrible male role model could he be brainwashed by next?

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