Five new bullshit controversies to keep Britain furious

BRITONS are kept angry and fearful like the government wants them by endless controversy. Let’s obsess about these next:

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Calm the f**k down, says dog who's eaten chocolate

A DOG that has eaten a bar of chocolate has instructed his hysterical owners to sit down and chill the f**k out. 

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