Five punishments for living in the Home Counties those smug bastards definitely deserve

SMUG for too long, with their high house prices and better weather, Home Counties arseholes are now getting their comeuppance. Here’s how: 

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Every man secretly afraid of his hairline

THE position and strength of his hairline is secretly a constant source of dread for every single man, it has been confirmed.

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