Five shite items from your wardrobe a Gen Z teen would buy as 'vintage'

TEENS will wear any old shit if you say it’s vintage. Here are five items of clothing you can flog to the idiot young:

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Man who isn't a total arsehole keeps being called 'woke'

A MAN who is not an irredeemably awful arsehole is being praised as a ‘woke’ progressive.

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