Five things that happen the second you enter London, by your terrified mum

LONDON is the most dangerous place in the country according to your mother who last visited in 1981 for the Royal Wedding. This is what she thinks happens there: 

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Six reasons why it's not Trump's fault he hadn't heard of the Strait of Hormuz

PRESIDENT Trump’s already-won Iran war is suffering some minor difficulties related the Strait of Hormuz cutting off global oil supplies. Which isn’t his fault, because: 

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