Five twats you always get stuck with at weddings

NO matter how beloved the friend, their wedding is loaded with twats and the following people will insist on being in attendance: 

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Coke-snorting couple wouldn't take vaccine because they 'won't know what's in it'

A COUPLE who regularly enjoy cocaine cut with a range of unspecified powders are suspicious about exactly what will be in the Covid-19 vaccine.

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