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Five unexpectedly wise things your toddler definitely didn't f**king say

DID your small child come out with a nugget of profound wisdom you selflessly passed on to others? No they f**king didn’t: 

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Two men in forties very much afraid they could become friends

A PAIR of men in their 40s fear they may inexorably move from being comfortable acquaintances to full-blown friendship. 

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