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F**king freshers everywhere: A guide to first term in a university town for non-students

CAN you no longer walk down the high street without being stuck behind a gaggle of self-important slowly-perambulating freshers ? This is your next ten weeks:

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You've not seen your neighbour's dog today: Proof that immigrants are eating pets where you live

By ‘gammon’ Roy Hobbs

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