Football in park scaring the shit out of everyone

A FOOTBALL being boisterously kicked around a crowded park is causing everyone to flinch in terror, it has emerged.

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Hungover 42-year-old can't believe how little she drank last night

A WOMAN in her early forties with a raging hangover is mortified by the pitiful amount of alcohol that brought it on.

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