Subscribe

For Christ’s sake get home before the little bastards come out, UK warned

PEOPLE should be in a state of lockdown inside their homes before children armed with fireworks start roaming the streets, officials have warned.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

No-nonsense grandad turns off film during sex scene

A GRANDFATHER has turned off his television as soon as a sex scene began.

Checking article access…

Next story ›