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Four Year-Old Dog Found Guilty Of Rape

A FAMILY dog is beginning a prison sentence today after being convicted of raping a hat, a seat cushion and a 32 year-old knee.

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Sarah Ferguson Claims Prince Andrew Does Something

THE Duchess of York has admitted to an ‘appalling lack of judgement’ after giving the impression that her former husband does something.

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