Freezing shitty spring means lovely long hot summer, Britain lies to itself

THE UK is deluding itself that a wet, windy and f**king freezing spring means it can look forward to a lovely long hot summer. 

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Friends reunion to reveal it was shit

THE much anticipated Friends reunion will reveal that the cast hated each other, the characters were stupid and it was actually bollocks. 

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