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Friend always takes excessive amount of rolling tobacco

A 28-YEAR-OLD woman routinely takes an extravagant amount of tobacco when friends offer her a roll up.

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Arsehole had really nice ancestors

A TOTAL bastard had kind and decent ancestors, genealogists have discovered.

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