Friend claiming to be 'five minutes away' such a f**king liar

A WOMAN was ‘five minutes away’ for an hour and a half, it has emerged. 

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Everyone hating group of blokes in pub more than they have ever hated anything

ABSOLUTELY everybody loathes the loud group of uber-dicks who have settled right in the middle of the pub, it has emerged.

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