Friend from university is an arse now

A MAN who bumped into an old university friend has discovered that he is now a total dickhead.

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Middle class family planning incredibly lame ethical Halloween

A MIDDLE class family is celebrating Halloween in a way that is respectful to witches and does not involve sweets.

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