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Friend-with-benefits votes to reduce benefits

A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.

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Hercules the Lion resigns as Villa mascot

HERCULES The Lion will step down as Aston Villa’s mascot following the club’s relegation.

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