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Fry To Meet With Chief Skank

STEPHEN Fry is to meet with Britain’s chief skank in a bid to defuse the row over his claim that women do not like orgasms.

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Chairman Of Tia Maria Gunned Down By Rival Liqueur Baron

THE international liqueur war was reignited last night after the chairman of Tia Maria was executed by a gang believed to be working for the managing director of Malibu.

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