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Fun things to do in half term when you can't do anything fun

HURRAH – it’s half term! Here’s what to do when you’re not allowed to do anything you actually had planned.

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Hardcore will never die, say scientists

HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.

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