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Gambling machines 'the stock market for poor people'

HIGH-STAKES gambling machines are the nearest poor people can get to the thrill of the stock exchange, according to bookmakers.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) You wish you loved anything as much as soap opera writers love evil characters overhearing important conversations, then smirking.

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