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Gangster collecting £2m cash wondering if he gets the holdall free

A CRIMINAL taking delivery of £2 million in cash from a heist is wondering if he can keep the bag it comes in.

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Trump's guide to becoming a pathetic beta male when confronted with a real leader

ONE of Trump’s few skills is simping for authoritarian bastards, and his trip to China is no exception. Here is how he’s taking on a submissive beta role.

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