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Get that uniform on and get against that door, children told

SCHOOLCHILDREN have been ordered to get their uniforms on and stand against a door to be photographed. 

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May goes in for upgrade

THERESA May has been returned to her Japanese manufacturers Hitachi for a full factory upgrade. 

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