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Getting bird shit on you, and other bollocks lucky omens

WHILE everybody would like to think they have luck on their side, there are some absolutely ludicrous superstitions out there that need to be questioned. Here are a few of them.

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Father-in-law has brought his drill

YOUR father-in-law has arrived at your house and for some reason has brought his drill. 

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